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Your love for me is like a hazmat suit.

That’s the last joke I told you before I was bundled up and carted off like my own little packet of radioactive material. The truth is that your love has always been my hazmat suit, surrounding me, engulfing, protecting me from unseen horrors in the world around us.

Funny thing about “last times” — we rarely know when exactly the last time we do anything will be. …

Douglas Moser

Stage director, novelist, Douglas Moser has one comic thriller on the way (James & Jim), a YA in the works (Pussy Boy). Once worked for the evil empire.

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